During a recent MDN tour concert, Madonna declared she has forgiven Sir Elton John after all the verbal bashes and unapologetic rants, but Madam Madge’s belligerence was strongly felt while she addressed her “forgiving” words. Welcome to Sarcasm Fest 2012! (via Vulture)
This steamy ad from shoe designer Brian Atwood caused a lot of New Yorkers to raise their eyebrows way above their hairline. (via Selectism)
B.O.B. released the latest visuals for his track “Out Of My Mind,” and boy is he crazy. Add Nicki Minaj to that mental revelry, and everything’s set with a verse-excess, mind-bending offering. Take a look. (via Hypetrak)
Haruki Murakami is poised to win this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature as the Japanese novelist tops the list with given odds of 10/1 by Ladbrokes. Besting authors Cees Nooteboom and Mo Yan, among many others, we’re definitely excited about this year’s “ideal” winner. (via Guardian)
In case you’re wondering, Prince Harry’s royal jewels are valued for one million dollars. Apparently, Play Girl Magazine has decided to offer him six figures and up just to give everyone a clear glimpse of his most valued possession. Going once… going twice… going… anyone? (via Jezebel)
Robert Pattinson went from dogging to ****ing on with surprising ease last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The blood-sucking actor talked about renting an archway, dogging, and his fondness for Craigslist. (via Popwatch)
The Mother Monster recently gave everyone a strong overtone about her unlikely character for her forthcoming album ARTPOP. From mermaid to chic biker, we’re gonna expect a stoned Disney princess in action next year. Is it Cinderella? Belle? We’re sure it’s not Ariel! (via MTV)
Sources confirmed Katy Perry and John Mayer’s relationship ended up being an ephemeral one. What really came up amusing about this breakup is that Katy Perry was “really upset about it.” Dear John, time to look for the next fresh-from-a-breakup babe! (via JustJared)
The Avett Brothers are giving everyone a 10-minute preview of their upcoming album The Carpenter, a follow-up to band’s major label debut I and Love and You. We suggest you spare a little for this teaser. (via Paste Magazine)
Jaguar has tapped melancholic songstress Lana Del Rey to be the face of the British luxury and sports car outfit’s new F-Type. Take it from her: we’re born to die, but we gotta see the full look of this ad first! (via Grazia)
