Women might be called a hurricane of slurs for being open about their sexual lives. But hey, women need the big “o” too. Sexual awakenings are for the people with the V too. We watch porn. We get horny. And yes, we sing about getting horny and other girls grind to it (could be dancing or the R-18 kind). This topic is not limited to trap rappers and douchey male pop stars that objectifies women on the sly. Women get classier than that or maybe even nastier than that. —by Rogin Warhol
We quote 90s hip-hop’s greatest, the rap trio Salt-N-Pepa: “Let’s talk about sex.” This 2017, we bet we can do better than that. Here’s your thirsty playlist for TUNESDAY sang by hella thirsty women ready to get that D and/or V.
HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER by Marina and the Diamonds
This track is an instant classic for all thirsty women out there. Surely, Marina and the Diamonds had popped into your feminist and self empowering playlist every now and then. But How to be a Heartbreaker is the ultimate start up track when pushing yourself to convince your special bone-a-friend to Netflix and Chill.
ALSO, this music video is a total thirst trap. If you can’t get that bone-a-friend, at least Marina can help fuel your imagination.
BOYS BY Charli XCX
Lo and behold, your internet boyfriends had decided to conspire against you and agreed to do Charli’s Boys music video. It’s nice to know that Charli isn’t the only one scrolling over Riz Ahmed’s tumblr tag or Joe Jonas’ IG feed thirsting for more. With the video, Charli saved us the tumblr stalker tag search and just lumped all our crushes together in one video.
I, too Charli, am busy thinking about boys. Not all the time, but at least it makes us feel less alone. #Girlbosses are capable of thirst too.
GET SOME by Ghosted ft. Kamille
This song is the one you blast after bagging your bone-a-friend for some Netflix and Chill. This is the link you send when you tell that special someone you’re not effin’ around that you just want to eff around. You just want to get some? Yeah, this is the perfect song to convey that. Maybe do the running around, throwing your notebooks in the air thing as well. But maybe not the wild part in the end, huh? Play safe!
SLEEPOVER by Hayley Kiyoko
Girls like girls like boys do. Nothing new, right? Well girls fantasize about girls and mourn for them in a sexual manner as well. This Hayley Kiyoko track is for that one instance that the Netflix and Chill part was just purely Netflix and chill. Sad as it may be at least you have some sad sex music to help accompany you on the way to snooze town.
DOGGY STYLE by CupcakKe
What is to say about this amazing rapper that collaborated with Charli XCX? Yeah, she’s a must have on your hump day playlist. Half of CupcaKke’s discography is when you get the D and/or V. Here’s something a little bit on the nose from the rapper that got every BTS K-pop fan pissed!
MASS TEXT BOOTY CALL by Kitty ft yaboysprightly
This is the rejoice/we got to the bone-a-friend anthem that we play when we want a little more. Hooking up is all about fun and games until someone gets hurts. But let’s skip the “until someone” part and have fun as much as Kitty did on her music vaporwave lusty fantasy.